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Hair-Raising Medical Bureaucracy

As with all other posts about medicine, the following has been altered to remove any identifying information.

**RING RING**

Blake: Hello.

Unnamed and Really Very Nice Hospital Administrator: Hello, is this Medical Student Blake Charlton?

Blake: Yes.

Admin: This is the hospital security department. We can’t process your photo ID request because you left “hair color” blank.

Blake: That’s because I don’t have any.

Admin: Color?

Blake: Hair.

Admin: But what color is it?

Blake: No color.

Admin: So…white?

Blake: No! I mean yes. I mean I’m white, but my hair isn’t because I don’t have any.

Admin: Okay, sir, but what color would it be?

Blake: …

Admin: Sir?

Blake: Okay, guys ha ha. Who set this up?

Admin: What color was your hair?

Blake: Did Paolo Bacigalupi set this up like he did the WorldCon 2006 crank call?

Admin: Paul Bacigawhopi?

Blake: Or is this Morgan and Danica?

Admin: Oh! Sir, okay, can you tell me what color your eyebrows are?

Blake: Um…brown?

Admin: Thank you, Sir.

Blake: Wait, you really are—

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