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Top 7 Reasons Why Dating a Pediatric Intern is like Dating a Rockstar with a Lot Less Money

(In the following post I will use the term ‘partner’ to mean significant other, boyfriend, girlfriend, costar, dearly beloved evil genius, etc, etc. I will assume said partner is female for no better reason than mine is.)

7) Many people see a lot more of your partner than you do.

6) A day that involves only one observed instance of projectile vomiting is a slow one.

5) Planning quality time together becomes a logical puzzle that could appear in the math section of the SAT.

4) Sleep deprivation makes subject-verb agreement optional.

3) You both suffer from the vague sensation that someone is making too much money off her hard work.

2) During most work hours, a variable number of people will be screaming at your partner.

1) Most conversations revolve around drugs and bodily functions.